Fwd: Fw: [nidokidos] How to Catch a LION

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From: akila easwari <akila.easwari@gmail.com>
Date: 2009/9/9
Subject: Fwd: Fw: [nidokidos] How to Catch a LION
To: VEERAMANI V <vmani83@gmail.com>, sathibioinf@gmail.com, Sivashanmugam സിവശന്മുഗം சிவஷண்முகம் <soundaryanayaki@gmail.com>

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From: akila easwari <aki.bioinfo_2007@yahoo.co.in>
Date: Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 1:08 PM
Subject: Fw: [nidokidos] How to Catch a LION
To: akila.easwari@gmail.com

--- On Wed, 9/9/09, Ravi Shankar P <pravishankarrr@yahoo.co.in> wrote: From: Ravi Shankar P <pravishankarrr@yahoo.co.in> Subject: [nidokidos] How to Catch a LION To: "nidokidos" <nidokidos@yahoogroups.com> Date: Wednesday, 9 September, 2009, 1:43 PM   How to Catch a LION             Newton 's Method:   Let, the lion catch you.   For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.   Implies you caught lion.             Einstein Method:   Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.   Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.   Now you can trap it easily.                 Indian Police Method: Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.                 Rajnikanth Method :   Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.   The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.                    Jayalalitha Method:   Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !                 Manirathnam Method (director):   Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark   room with a single candle lighted.   Keep murmuring something in its ears.   The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.                  Karan Johar Method (director):   Send a lioness into the forest.   Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.   Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.   First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.   But 2nd lioness loves both lions.   Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.   You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!                  Yash Chopra method (director):   Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.                    Govinda method:   Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.                   Menaka Gandhi method: Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.               George bush method:   Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!                 Rahul Dravid s method:   Ask the lion to bowl at u.   U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run   Lion tired and surrenders                  Software Engineer Method:   Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.   If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion. __._,_.___ Messages in this topic (2) Reply (via web post) | Start a new topic Messages | Photos To be a member, send an email to nidokidos-subscribe@yahoogroups.com http://www.nidokidos.org http://www.nidokidos.org http://www.nidokidos.org http://www.nidokidos.org Please keep your email settings:- Individual Email(Traditional) Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe Recent Activity  1698 New Members  5 New Photos Visit Your Group Give Back Yahoo! for Good Get inspired by a good cause. Y! Toolbar Get it Free! easy 1-click access to your groups. Yahoo! Groups Start a group in 3 easy steps. Connect with others. . __,_._,___

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God finally told, "none of my creations or their derivatives can get rid of divisibility, comparability, connectivity, disturbability, reorderability, substitutability and satisfiability." Men and woman born under heaven with my wisdom are to experience and reveal these indestructible properties of mine through everyone and everything. My sons who realize my indestructible wisdom through these properties prosper in my kingdom. My sons who attempt to destroy my indestructible properties destroy their prosperity and acquire insanity.

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