Burning Hair

Burning Hair For Fun And Profit Dustin Ferguson never wrote this book, after much persuasion by Lou agents. Even though worse books have been written, it was generally agreed that the world needed less burning hair, not more. A profitable market for burning hair is something nobody wants to see.

How To Embalm Yourself Using Only Breakfast Cereals And Seb Coe's Urine Seb Coe was prepared to have this book written in case he ever became an invalid and was unable to make a living as an athlete. For all our sakes, he became a politician instead.

How to Conquer a Country Full of Sheeple: Keeping a Straight Face A cooperative narrative by Barrack Ocain and John McBama.

List of one letter words starting with A Damn it.

A Dissertation On The Virtues Of Mooning Philosophy major Lawrence R. Munglefig graciously agreed to never write the final draft of this illustrated dissertation (and to burn the original copy) in exchange for a passing grade. Academic integrity may have been compromised, but it was worth preserving the mental health of the populace, such as it is.

The Wonders of Hersheys No one ever wrote this book, mainly because not one Taster survived the experience. Nelson W. Noslen of Upper Sussex Buggering-on-the-Thames Stratfordboroughshire, UK, has apologized profusely to their families and given them a profusely apologetic box of Belgian chocolate.

Get This Thing Out of Me: The Afterbirth of Roe v. Wade A compelling account of the first Supreme Court approved abortion in United States history.

100 Things To Do With An Urn A book never written about the fun things you can do with Grandma after she has died. Why leave her on the mantle when you can take her sky diving??

Growing Locker Pot: A Field Guide To Success High School Stoners never wrote this book, probably because they were stoned at the time they weren't writing it. Also, most of them failed English class.

F*ck You and Burn in F*cking Hell was never written by Someone Who Really Hates You because doing so would have hurt Hillary Clinton's feelings.

How to rule the world and make a deal with a demonic being in 80 days was never written by J.K.K. Rowling because if this book would have been published every person on the wolrd would buy it and she would rule the world because of the money she got with the books.

 

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You Really Look Marvelous Today!

Yours True Liars,

SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനായകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
Anna Justin അണ്ണാ ജസ്റിന്‍  அன்னா ஜஸ்டின்    

We are the perfect liars; don't try to find any truth in our words!

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Great, you may have a desire to make everyone look like an ass. This document may help you to  'MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE AS AN ASS' : http://the.secret.angelfire.com/intelligence.pdf

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With malice toward none;
With charity for all;
With firmness toward right,
Shine with justice and truth!
Bloom forever, O beloved fellow men and woman,
From the dust of my bosom!

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No one is hurt by doing the right thing!

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Why Math has been hated by some? Because it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Because it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate to accept that they're wrong. That's the beauty of Math. Right is right and wrong is wrong.

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No one is poor but he who thinks himself so.

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The secret behind getting right answer answer from nature lies in putting right questions to her!

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