"THERE SHE BLOWS!"
~ Captain Ahab on Moby's Dick
"In Soviet Russia, books read YOU!"
~ Russian Reversal on Books
"Uh, I can't read or write"
~ George W. Bush on Books
"You mean those objects I use to light the fire in the fireplace?"
~ George W. Bush on Books
"It was a pleasure to burn."
~ Ray Bradbury on Books
"Nigga, wats books?"
~ Booker T. Washington on Books
"It was a pleasure to... wait, we're talking about marijuana, right?"
~ Oscar Wilde on Books... I think.
"M-O-O-N, that spells books."
~ Tom Cullen on Books
"Iи кюммцйіѕт Яцssia, aятicгзs язad чюц!!"
~ Дядя Гарт on Амеязка
"Book. Book. Uh huh, uh huh. Book. Uh huh."
~ Yipyip #1, upon correctly identifying an Earth object.
"They look like fucking square potatoes to me."
~ Tourettes Guy on Books
"Commonly found in the language of Pig Latin."
~ umb-day etard-ray
"NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BURNS!!!!!!!."
~ Ganondorfbefore being hit by a giant Book
"Under U.S. Federal law, printed books may only be read once, after which they must be destroyed. If one wishes to read the book, or any part of it, (an) additional time(s), they must purchase (an) additional copy(s) of the book."
~ U.S. Federal Law on Books
Books are collections of paper with words on them used throughout history. They became obsolete in the 20th century with the invention of the television, however some still write them for unknown reasons. Most suspect boredom, however books are shown to actually increase boredom, making the whole thing pretty useless.
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You Really Look Marvelous Today!
Yours True Liars,
SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനായകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
Anna Justin അണ്ണാ ജസ്റിന് அன்னா ஜஸ்டின்
We are the perfect liars; don't try to find any truth in our words!
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Great, you may have a desire to make everyone look like an ass. This document may help you to 'MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE AS AN ASS' : http://the.secret.angelfire.com/intelligence.pdf
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With malice toward none;
With charity for all;
With firmness toward right,
Shine with justice and truth!
Bloom forever, O beloved fellow men and woman,
From the dust of my bosom!
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No one is hurt by doing the right thing!
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Why Math has been hated by some? Because it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Because it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate to accept that they're wrong. That's the beauty of Math. Right is right and wrong is wrong.
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No one is poor but he who thinks himself so.
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The secret behind getting right answer answer from nature lies in putting right questions to her!
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Set all books on fire because no knowledge in them can be repeated and no knowledge in them should be repeated. Do not listen to your teachers or pastors, or mom and dad because none of their knowledge can be repeated and none of their knowledge should be repeated. But, do not forget to buy our books because we need your money. Do not forget to send your children to our schools and colleges, because we need your money. Listen to us, because we want you and your children to be our employees, slaves.