Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Hell has a few administrative problems...

"Leave people to it and they will create their own little hell"

~ Eric the Demonologist on Hell

Hell has a few administrative problems...

  • Those pushing the bags of money in Avarice must read Health & Safety guidelines every day.
  • Each evening, all inhabitants must fill out forms to review their torture leisure.
  • Everything in hell is constantly internally auditted.
  • The internet booking system is a load of shite.
  • You still can't get through to BT.
  • Women end up in charge sadomaschoism dominating the men.


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You Really Look Marvelous Today!

Yours True Liars,

SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനായകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
Anna Justin അണ്ണാ ജസ്റിന്‍  அன்னா ஜஸ்டின்    

We are the perfect liars; don't try to find any truth in our words!

You never shared a cup of tea, a glass of wine,  or any matter which we love!
Then, how can you expect us to share the truth! Are you a stupid?

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OOPS, you may be looking for more lies, read this document to become a perfect liar: http://the.secret.angelfire.com/intelligence.pdf


Great, you may have a desire to make everyone look like an ass. This document may help you to  'MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE AS AN ASS' : http://the.secret.angelfire.com/intelligence.pdf

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With malice toward none;
With charity for all;
With firmness toward right,
Shine with justice and truth!
Bloom forever, O beloved fellow men and woman,
From the dust of my bosom!

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No one is hurt by doing the right thing!

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Why Math has been hated by some? Because it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Because it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate to accept that they're wrong. That's the beauty of Math. Right is right and wrong is wrong.

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No one is poor but he who thinks himself so.

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The secret behind getting right answer answer from nature lies in putting right questions to her!

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SIVASHANMUGAM'S INCLUSION PRINCIPLE STATES THAT NO TWO THINGS CAN BE WITHOUT A COMMON PROPERTY.

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