Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Fwd: Here are the various districts contained in Hell.

From: SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനായകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி Anna Justin അണ്ണാ ജസ്റിന്‍ அன்னா ஜஸ்டின் <soundaryanayaki@aol.com>
Date: 2009/10/28
Subject: Here are the various districts contained in Hell.
To: microsenthilkumar@yahoo.co.in, akila.easwari@gmail.com, akila easwari <aki.bioinfo_2007@yahoo.co.in>


Here are the various districts contained in Hell 
 
  • Limbo (skittles river in heaven), by the beautiful river Acheron, easy to lose track of time here, notorious for its insect problems.
  • Sin City (virtue's acropolis in heaven), the capital of hell, notable individuals are Satan, Santa Claus, Hitler, and AC/DC's Brian Young, though nobody quite has figured out how he got there.
  • Lust Lane (chastity canyon in heaven), the red light district. Enough said. (well perhaps it is one of the best places here in the very least, as you can have eternal sex with he/she you think is the grossest being in the universe.)
  • Gluttony Grove (temperance tower in heaven), restaurant capital of the region, many places to eat, but famed for its terrible stormy weather, and its corpulent population bestowed with bodies over 230 pounds heavy.
  • Avarice Avenue (charity canyon in heaven), a particularly rich district, good public transport on massive bags of money eternally pushed by residents.
  • Wrath Wellspring (peace plains in heaven), a dangerous place, constant violence, although good entertainment to be had betting on fighters.
  • Sloth Stateside (diligence dale in heaven), an empty room where all you can do is look at its, well, emptiness, just like as you have been lazy in your lifetime on earth.
  • Pride Park (humility harbor in heaven), it's a lovely park with flowers blooming to their best, but when you look closer, you see that everyone relives their most humiliating experiences over and over. Oh, and everyone is naked here.
  • Envy's Esquinita (kindness kame in heaven)- it's the smallest street in Hell (hence the name), and famous for its claustrophobic citizens who are, well, jealous of everyone else because they all have something they don't which is, obviously, personal space.
  • Styx (garden of eden in heaven), large marsh containing endangered species such as Medusa and harpies.
  • Heretic Sports Complex (olympus coliseum in heaven), containing the worlds only boiling blood swimming pool, with burning sand beach, see famous serial killers such as Harold Shipman, Jack the Ripper, and Jigsaw. Be careful not to get lost in the seemingly endless forest for emo kids. And for the health conscious an inescapable treadmill in a gym filled with perverts.
  • Fraudland (wonderland in heaven), a world renowned zoo. Watch seducers being whipped to walk! See the Flatterers being buried in excrement! See magicians perform the 'head twisting' trick! Wow, and your experience would not be complete without the corrupt politicians lake of hot tar!
  • Lake Cocytus (seemingly opposed to a similarly named place)- really. It is only one place in both heaven and hell. It is a permanently frozen lake, perfect ice skating and hockey all year round. It is also a mysterious portal between heaven and hell, so that heaven's citizens can check out hell at least- also to make the citizens in hell suffer as they realize that they will never be with the person, as all people in heaven are gorgeous despite the fact that majority of them looked repulsive back in the days. The annual heaven v.s. hell hockey and ice skating games are also held here.
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    --
    You Really Look Marvelous Today!

    Yours True Liars,

    SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനായകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
    Anna Justin അണ്ണാ ജസ്റിന്‍  அன்னா ஜஸ்டின்    

    We are the perfect liars; don't try to find any truth in our words!

    You never shared a cup of tea, a glass of wine,  or any matter which we love!
    Then, how can you expect us to share the truth! Are you a stupid?

    --

    OOPS, you may be looking for more lies, read this document to become a perfect liar: http://the.secret.angelfire.com/intelligence.pdf


    Great, you may have a desire to make everyone look like an ass. This document may help you to  'MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE AS AN ASS' : http://the.secret.angelfire.com/intelligence.pdf

    --

    With malice toward none;
    With charity for all;
    With firmness toward right,
    Shine with justice and truth!
    Bloom forever, O beloved fellow men and woman,
    From the dust of my bosom!

    --

    No one is hurt by doing the right thing!

    --
    Why Math has been hated by some? Because it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Because it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate to accept that they're wrong. That's the beauty of Math. Right is right and wrong is wrong.

    --
    No one is poor but he who thinks himself so.

    --

    The secret behind getting right answer answer from nature lies in putting right questions to her!

    --
    SIVASHANMUGAM'S INCLUSION PRINCIPLE STATES THAT NO TWO THINGS CAN BE WITHOUT A COMMON PROPERTY.

    --

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