Lots of people have been leaving Heaven lately. This might have something to do with the fact that one gets bored after spending all of eternity chatting with nuns, priests, and newborn children who had no chance to sin (except for the Unforgivable Sin # 27: being born. Which makes you wonder why they're in Heaven in the first place. The answer is very simple. Because God said so.). The residents of Heaven who are slightly rebellious in nature will then spend hours staring out their bedroom windows at all the cool people in Hell (including Sigmund Freud, Al Capone, and Mother Theresa), and, after much consideration, will finally decide that it's time to immigrate to Hell.
Then comes the age-old question. If you wanted to return to Heaven (if for some strange, weird, unfathomable reason you decide that Hell is not for you), how would you get there?
Despite common belief, it is not possible to get to Heaven by following the instructions in the Torah, or even Curious George goes to the Zoo. Instead, the research group Led Zeppelin of the School of Rock found that it is possible to buy a Stairway to Heaven by killing the devil and calling Domino's. However, one can always be sure the Bible will lead you there in the end. Maybe. Most likely not, since it has been banned in hell for all eternity.
However, newer reports suggested that Heaven is actually beginning to become overpopulated by cats and overlygross people with large income. In fact, the last spot in Heaven has been taken, sending everyone else to Purgatory or Limbo to wait for a new spot. Several of those who have been waitlisted decided that going to Hell would be much more preferable (have you ever been stuck in a waiting room that long?).
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You Really Look Marvelous Today!
Yours True Liars,
SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനായകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
Anna Justin അണ്ണാ ജസ്റിന് அன்னா ஜஸ்டின்
We are the perfect liars; don't try to find any truth in our words!
You never shared a cup of tea, a glass of wine, or any matter which we love!
Then, how can you expect us to share the truth! Are you a stupid?
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With malice toward none;
With charity for all;
With firmness toward right,
Shine with justice and truth!
Bloom forever, O beloved fellow men and woman,
From the dust of my bosom!
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No one is hurt by doing the right thing!
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Why Math has been hated by some? Because it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Because it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate to accept that they're wrong. That's the beauty of Math. Right is right and wrong is wrong.
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No one is poor but he who thinks himself so.
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The secret behind getting right answer answer from nature lies in putting right questions to her!
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SIVASHANMUGAM'S INCLUSION PRINCIPLE STATES THAT NO TWO THINGS CAN BE WITHOUT A COMMON PROPERTY.
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