Divine Narcotic Acid (DNA)

Divine Narcotic Acid (DNA)

 

"Imagination is better than Knowledge"

~ Devil in Deep Sea

Divine Narcotic Acid (DNA) is divine because it is found in all His creations, except in the creations of Satan. DNA is narcotic because the very thought of DNA elminiate one's analytical and synthetic thinking capapilities.

 

The Divine Properties of DNA

 

The quantity of DNA each cell receives is small. Yet, when that small quantity is stretched it can tie the earth to moon. All the objects in the holy universe can be tied by stretching the total DNA of a Man. It is of no wonder because DNA is divine.

DNA is an acidic ionic compound. It is a polyelectrolyte. Yet, may (bio)logists thought it should be logically called as a molecule. After all, it the logic of the majority. DNA is a divine molecule. It won't react with other compounds of the body under normal conditions.

DNA is a brand name. It is a trademark. This trademark helps to differentiate DNA from the rest. DNA is available in diverse varieties - small, big, single, double, large, extra large, tight, loose, extra tight, extra loose, spherical, circular, linear, globular, square, cube, paired and unpaird. Typically, this divine molecule will look like anything under heaven.

Under normal conditions it will look a pimp hugging a bitch winding around hip to hip, lip to lip, zip to zip, foot to foot. It has also a dirctionality problem. Wheather it is going to be in 99, 66, 96, 69 orientation - It is a divine secret.

The pH, conductance, solubility, hydrodynamic properties are a divine secret. No devil can understand the NMR, IR, ESR, CD, ORD, DSC, DLS signals from this narcotic solution.

The divine narcotic can withstand temperatures upto 100*c, with stand a force of 11000g, but will break when exposed to UV photons. Alas, again it is a divine secret which is yet to be decoded by the devils.

The properties of this divine molecule cannot be revealed and estimated through any of the physico-chemical method. All its properties can be revealed only through the divine techniques code named as ELECTROPHORESIS.

 

The Narcotic Properties of DNA

 

 

 

 

 

Typical Characteristics of Divine Narcotic Acid Addicts

Divine Narcotic Acid Injection

Narcotics Addict

The people addicted to the Divine Narcotic Acid (DNA):

• will not be knowing the difference between prokaryotic and eukaryotic cells.
• will need atleast 8 to 8,000 hours to perform a simple arithmetic operation like calculation of molarity of a given solution.
• will always pipette eitehr more than 1.2mL or less than 0.8mL when you ask them to pipette 1.0 mL of a given solution.
• often use terms like auntibody, cooking, SDS, PAGE, GEL, BAND, ELECTROPHORESIS, DNA, KNA, PNA, MNA, RNA. But, they won't be knowing the meanings of these terms.
• will always identify the spectrophotometer as pH meter.
• will always get a flat curve in protein estimation, enzyme kinetics.
• often marry their labmates.
• will have no knowledge on energetics, genetics, statistics, biochemistry, enzymology, bioinformatics, biophysics, biophysical chemistry, bioprocess technology.
• will not be able to read any book on thermodynamics, kinetics, mathematics,
• often talk about various animal houses like NIHW, National Institutes of Health Wealth, WHasington Unviersity, Tokyo University, National University of SBingapore
• will ask you - what is meant by 'first principle of science'
• will be knowing the names of the chairpersons of various biotech and pharmocological companies.
• will always prepare a powerpoint slide even to explain who is your wife.
• will not be able to write legible.
• will be able to write only 3 lines in an A4 sheet. In each line, one will find a maximum of 3 words.
• will not be able to write a single sentence in any language without error.
• will reel under identity cris.
• will find 'bio' as prefix or suffix in their email IDs.
• will not be knowing the meaning of the word 'science'
• will often consider that their teachers are misguiding.
• will not participate in any competition.
• will not participate in any debate.
• Will make the 'seminar halls' as theatres.
• will not be knowing the world history.
• will not read daily news papers.
• will purchase and hold several degrees of distiction.
• will always get above 90% marks in the examinatioins conducted by their examiners.
• will not be able to sketch the configurations of the 20 proteogenic amino acids, the 5 NMPs, or dNMPs. Yet, they will talk about protein structure and DNA structure.
• will not be knowing the difference between conformational and configurational changes.
• will ask you what is meant by conformation and conformational dynamics. Yet, they will talk about signal transductions.
• will lack almost everything what every man of science is supposed to know.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yours True Liars,

SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനയകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
Sivashanmugam   സിവശന്മുഗം சிவஷண்முகம்

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ONE HAS TO REFUTE THIS VERSE SCIENTIFICALLY IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT SCIENCE IS DIFFERENT FROM RELIGION.

God finally told, "none of my creations can get rid of divisibility, comparability, connectivity, disturbability, reorderability, substitutablity and satisfiability." Men and woman born under heaven with my wisdom are to experience and reveal these indestructible properties of mine through everyone and everything. My sons who realize my indestructible wisdom through these properties prosper in my kingdom. My sons who attempt to destroy my indestructible properties destroy their prosperity and acquire insanity.

SCIENCE CANNOT REFUTE THIS VERSE BECAUSE SCIENCE ITSELF TRIES TO PROVE THIS.

Divisibility is the property without which one can neither be a part nor be a whole. Comparability is the property without which one can neither be an equivalence nor be a difference. Connectivity is the property without which one can neither be a link nor be a limit. Disturbability is the property without which one can neither be a influence nor be a senseation. Reorderability is the property without which one can neither be an origin nor be a derivative. (origin - what is reordered, derivative - the outcome of reordering). Substitutability is the property without which one can neither be a substitute nor be misfit. Satisfiablity is the property without which one can neither be a requirement nor be a fulfillment.

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