The Writing is on the Wall:
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Yours True Liar,
SoundaryaNayaki சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
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God finally told, "none of my creations can get rid of divisibility, comparability, connectivity, disturbability, reorderability, substituablity and satisfiability." Men and woman born under heaven with my wisdom are to experience and reveal these indestructible properties of mine through everyone and everything. My sons who realize my indestructible wisdom through these properties prosper in my kingdom. My sons who attempt to destroy my indestructible properties destroy their prosperity and acquire insanity.
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The evidence of this quickly growing trend has never been so palpable until the wide-spread use of Internet communications. Approximately 95% of the users in every blog, forum, and chat are guilty of unthinkable grammatical sabotage. Incorrect spelling, improper use of punctuation/capitalization (or the lack thereof), and absolute slaughter of the English language are among the atrocities committed by these language perpetrators. In the not-so-distant future, this country will inevitably change the national slogan from "Liberty and justice for all" to "We may not be smart, but we're tough!"
This rapidly increasing breakdown of thought/logic is also evident in the classrooms of public schools. Entire departments are operated for the "learning disabled" while the blossoming geniuses are black-balled by the staff for being smarter than the teachers. While special favors and incentives are lavished upon the sports' players, the intellectually and artistically superior children are beaten unmercifully by those children who are the future creators of America's new slogan-to-be.
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Yours True Liar,
SoundaryaNayaki சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
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God finally told, "none of my creations can get rid of divisibility, comparability, connectivity, disturbability, reorderability, substituablity and satisfiability." Men and woman born under heaven with my wisdom are to experience and reveal these indestructible properties of mine through everyone and everything. My sons who realize my indestructible wisdom through these properties prosper in my kingdom. My sons who attempt to destroy my indestructible properties destroy their prosperity and acquire insanity.
---------------------------------------------------The Pirated Bible-----
Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Lies?
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Indestructible_Properties
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