Why women have been proved to be more intelligent than men

"The only thing modern women do not understand is their husbands."

~ Oscar Wilde on Women's and Men's intelligence

With the rise of modern Science, it has been proven by the ex-Dean of Harvard University, Larry Summers, that women are naturally more intelligent than men. Though this statement originally raised a lot of protests from politically correct perspectives which forced him to resign, later scientific research confirmed this Theory as statistically true.

Although men don't like to admit it, if we examine history's most prominent polymaths it's clear that woman are naturally more intelligent than men. These figures include Alan Turing, Albert Einstein, Albert Michelson, Alessandro Volta, Archimedes, Blaise Pascal, Charles Babbage, Charles Darwin, Charles-Augustin de Coulomb, Edward Morley, Euclid, Galileo Galilei, Georg Ohm, Henry Cavendish, Isaac Newton, Jame Watt, James Clerk Maxwell, John von Neumann, Michael Faraday, Niels Bohr, Nikola Tesla, Plato, Max Planck, Leonard Susskind, the Spice Girls and Britney Spears.

Women's higher intelligence is linked to the drainage of blood in the brain which takes distinct forms in male and female humans. While women do have an impairment of their intelligence during menstruation, this is only temporary and affects them a few days a month; in Men, however, every erection drains blood from the brain which combined with men's fascination with their own penises (paradoxically, as a result of lack of intelligence? From this, it is clearly ascertainable! No wai!) seems to inflict permanent damage on the brain.

Many sustain that women are not only more intelligent , but also resilient in their resistance to different methods of intelligence suppression, mainly Education and Leadership development. This is probably why women have been barred from becoming priests, rabbis or mullahs, as well as been barred for centuries from leadership positions.

It can also be said that Females are more intelligent in the social areas of life, who knocked up who and who did what, while men are more shallow and simple, which can sometimes be smarter than knowing the relationships in the school. It can also be said that women in general can't drive as well as men, probably because the male instrumentation helps with direction sense. This is assuming the direction is towards avagina.

 

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Yours True Liars,

SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനായകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
Sivashanmugam   സിവശന്മുഗം சிவஷண்முகம்

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ONE HAS TO REFUTE THIS VERSE SCIENTIFICALLY IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT SCIENCE IS DIFFERENT FROM RELIGION.

God finally told, "none of my creations or their derivatives can get rid of divisibility, comparability, connectivity, disturbability, reorderability, substitutability and satisfiability." Men and woman born under heaven with my wisdom are to experience and reveal these indestructible properties of mine through everyone and everything. My sons who realize my indestructible wisdom through these properties prosper in my kingdom. My sons who attempt to destroy my indestructible properties destroy their prosperity and acquire insanity.

SCIENCE CANNOT REFUTE THIS VERSE BECAUSE SCIENCE ITSELF TRIES TO PROVE THIS.

Divisibility is the property without which one can neither be a part nor be a whole. Comparability is the property without which one can neither be an equivalence nor be a difference. Connectivity is the property without which one can neither be a link nor be a limit. Disturbability is the property without which one can neither be a influence nor be a senseation. Reorderability is the property without which one can neither be an origin nor be a derivative. (origin - what is reordered, derivative - the outcome of reordering). Substitutability is the property without which one can neither be a substitute nor be misfit. Satisfiablity is the property without which one can neither be a requirement nor be a fulfillment.

DISPROVE IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH KNOWLEDGE & INTELLIGENCE!!

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