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1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When "going down" on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets caught masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment; instead she will insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women are indifferent as to whether they get it in the mouth, in the vagina or up the ass.
7. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
8. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
9. WOMEN SCREAM AND GRAB THE MAN'S ASS CLOSER TOWARDS THEM, causing moar moaning.
10. Women always orgasm when men do.
11. All women are noisy cummers; often they will announce when it is happening.
12. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
13. Those tits are real. Period.
14. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. Or face. Spanking is also a turn-on.
15. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
16. Women don't have the physical capability to spit out cum. They can only transfer it to another woman.
17. If there are two Men present, they will "high five" each other. (and the girl won't be disgusted!)
18. Double penetration makes women smile.
19. Asian men don't exist, but their chicks are HOTTTTTT!!!.
20. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat you to death if you shove your penis in his girlfriend's mouth.
21. There's never a plot.
22. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
23. Nurses tend to suck patients' cocks as an exam method.
24. Nuns are always wild and eager for sex.
25. Men always pull out, and can hold until the money shot.
26. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before joining both of you.
27. Women never have headaches... or periods.
28. When a woman is sucking off a man, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it", lest she forget what she is doing.
29. Anuses are perpetually clean.
30. Everyone's penis is bigger than yours.
31. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a penis there.
32. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
33. A Penis joke is an appropriate lead-in to the so-called "nasty".
34. Geeks never have to beg.
35. Every girl on the planet is bi
36. Mitt Romney starred in a psycho-galactic porno.
37. When women are having their last orgasm, it's important to show a close-up of the man's face for all of it.
38. Pubic hair is just a myth.
39. Men always wear watches
40. Starring in porn is the only time a women shouldn't be restricted to the kitchen
41. The phrases: "oh yeah" or "yes" are said at least eleven times
42. Swearing is a constant
43. There's never an awkward moment during sex (e.g. the man wouldn't yell out "BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM IS THE BEST!")
44. Women are always ravishingly horny, to the point that they're banging random visitors
45. Your friend's mom has a huge crush on you and has caught you masturbating, only to go masturbate herself.
46. Only men with tattoos on their biceps can have sex.
47. If you offer them enough money, all women are willing to have sex.
48. There is no such thing as natural finger nails.
49. All stewardesses want ANY guys dick in any hole, ALL the time.
50. Feet, although infinitely disgusting, do turn some people on.
51. The only thing women think about during sex is the tasty cum they get to eat afterwards.
52. The only difference between Arabic women and Latinas is that Arabic women say 'fuck you America!'
53. The man always decides on the position, no objections.
54. The men having sex in granny porn always seem to think, "I was promised a young girl!"
55. Women can have a orgasm by just taking off their clothes and by rubbing their hands on their skin.

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Yours True Liars,

SoundaryaNayaki സൌണ്ടാര്യനായകി சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
Sivashanmugam   സിവശന്മുഗം சிவஷண்முகம்

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ONE HAS TO REFUTE THIS VERSE SCIENTIFICALLY IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT SCIENCE IS DIFFERENT FROM RELIGION.

God finally told, "none of my creations or their derivatives can get rid of divisibility, comparability, connectivity, disturbability, reorderability, substitutability and satisfiability." Men and woman born under heaven with my wisdom are to experience and reveal these indestructible properties of mine through everyone and everything. My sons who realize my indestructible wisdom through these properties prosper in my kingdom. My sons who attempt to destroy my indestructible properties destroy their prosperity and acquire insanity.

SCIENCE CANNOT REFUTE THIS VERSE BECAUSE SCIENCE ITSELF TRIES TO PROVE THIS.

Divisibility is the property without which one can neither be a part nor be a whole. Comparability is the property without which one can neither be an equivalence nor be a difference. Connectivity is the property without which one can neither be a link nor be a limit. Disturbability is the property without which one can neither be a influence nor be a senseation. Reorderability is the property without which one can neither be an origin nor be a derivative. (origin - what is reordered, derivative - the outcome of reordering). Substitutability is the property without which one can neither be a substitute nor be misfit. Satisfiablity is the property without which one can neither be a requirement nor be a fulfillment.

DISPROVE IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH KNOWLEDGE & INTELLIGENCE!!

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