Friday, August 14, 2009

Examples of Thought:

Examples of Thought:The brain is likened to a popcorn machine continually producing bubbles (kernels) of thought. Once the person receives the thought, the bubble pops and voila! It's gone; but another is always there to replace it. Some are apparently void of thought while others seem to be consumed with the invisible matter – not actually having thoughts, but with the concept. Young women particularly, between the ages of approximately 19-29 are so obsessed with thought that they ask their boyfriends/husbands, "What are you thinking?" a minimum of seven times per day. His response is consistent, "Nothing." She never believes him, which is the reason she continues to ask. However, he has been entirely truthful. That is, until the 4th or 5th time she asks, and then he's thinking, "I wish she'd shut up." Some make the mistake of saying so, resulting in hours of accusatory sobbing banter. (i.e. "You don't love me anymore; why don't you treat me like you used to; etc.)

 

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Yours True Liar,

SoundaryaNayaki சௌந்தர்யநாயகி

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God finally told, "none of my creations can get rid of divisibility, comparability, connectivity, disturbability, reorderability, substituablity and satisfiability." Men and woman born under heaven with my wisdom are to experience and reveal these indestructible properties of mine through everyone and everything. My sons who realize my indestructible wisdom through these properties prosper in my kingdom. My sons who attempt to destroy my indestructible properties destroy their prosperity and acquire insanity.
---------------------------------------------------The Pirated Bible-----


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