History of Thinking
Day of Creation: God needed a laugh
Day after Creation: God still needed a laugh
A few more days after creation: Man invented
6 seconds later: Thought comes into being
7 seconds after the creation of man: God got his really good laugh
Present day: God still getting quite a good laugh
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Yours True Liar,
SoundaryaNayaki சௌந்தர்யநாயகி
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God finally told, "none of my creations can get rid of divisibility, comparability, connectivity, disturbability, reorderability, substituablity and satisfiability." Men and woman born under heaven with my wisdom are to experience and reveal these indestructible properties of mine through everyone and everything. My sons who realize my indestructible wisdom through these properties prosper in my kingdom. My sons who attempt to destroy my indestructible properties destroy their prosperity and acquire insanity.
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